I'M A STUPERHERO

Be warned. I have a high horse and I'm not afraid to get up on it.

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How was I unaware that being human was originally a UK show and it’s fucking amazing? Of course if fucking was.

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Porn has all sorts of educational uses. Like learning maths. For example: if Candy sucks three dicks in 5 minutes, in 15 minutes how many dicks will she have sucked?

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No matter how slow you are going… - Imgur
I just started doing the Couch to 5km challenge. There’s a phone app for it and everything. Basically it trains you up to being able to run for half an hour and/or 5kms. I’m only 4 sessions in but already I’m more fit than I have been in 5 years. However, I still feel like maybe I’m not pushing it hard enough. Maybe I’m not doing well enough. My partner is already getting results of over 4km’s while I’m around the 3km mark.
Every session I improve a little more. The first sessions I did I couldn’t even run all of the jogging intervals I had to walk through them. Even though I’m no where near as big as this guy the sentiment in this picture is what is keeping me going. 

No matter how slow you are going… - Imgur

I just started doing the Couch to 5km challenge. There’s a phone app for it and everything. Basically it trains you up to being able to run for half an hour and/or 5kms. I’m only 4 sessions in but already I’m more fit than I have been in 5 years. However, I still feel like maybe I’m not pushing it hard enough. Maybe I’m not doing well enough. My partner is already getting results of over 4km’s while I’m around the 3km mark.

Every session I improve a little more. The first sessions I did I couldn’t even run all of the jogging intervals I had to walk through them. Even though I’m no where near as big as this guy the sentiment in this picture is what is keeping me going. 

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Holy Shit… and Welcome

So at some point in the last few months a picture I posted of some guys dressed as sexy superheroes went moderately viral. And by moderately I mean its nearing 40,000 shares. Hand in hand with this hilarious development I now suddenly have 99 followers…

Hi! I don’t know most of you and I highly doubt you guys know me personally but nice to see you. Thanks for following. I’ll try to keep up the posting to a point where you don’t decide you hate me and unfollow me.

I would like you to have this:

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